In What Direction Should Louis Go To Name Baby Tomlinson?

It is common knowledge to all Directioners and even most Direction-haters that Louis Tomlinson, member of boy band One Direction, is having a baby. Yes, it’s scary but true.

Apparently Louis was interviewed years ago (obviously this is a cruel joke or someone is psychic) when he was younger and didn’t get girls pregnant as much, and they asked him what he might name his future child/children. Louis liked Leo and Lucas, but I think those are a bit too boring for a future superstar.

I took it upon myself to search the internet and twitter for fan names for #babytomlinson, and it was quite an adventure. One clever name I found was Larry, a combination of Liam and Harry, since many Directioners have been shipping them since the stone age, aka 2010. If the baby is a girl, some fans have suggested combining the parental names Louis and Briana to create “Louisiana,” which probably won’t happen, since I’m sure dear Louie has only been to Louisiana for a few hours for a concert every now and then.

One fan suggested a few names, including “oi oi,” which I can definitely stand behind. https://twitter.com/signmetfup/status/628637268052324352

I’ve also brainstormed some names to take into consideration.

• Juan Derrick (Juan Derrick…tion, get it?)
• Harry Jr. (but apparently Harry himself has already suggested this to a pregnant fan)
• Talullah (It’s British and outrageous, just like this pregnancy)

What do you think the baby will be named? Comment below with your favorite name or a new one. Check TQQ in the future for #babytomlinson’s actual name, because as soon as we know, we’ll be yelling it from the rooftops.